Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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