the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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