I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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