we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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