Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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