Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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