I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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