But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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