How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
