i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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