Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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