perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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