Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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