Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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