Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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