have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?