I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Randomize
