whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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