Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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