Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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