I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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