I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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