She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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