All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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