Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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