At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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