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Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.