Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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