We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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