It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I need help removing her.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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