Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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