I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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