I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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