Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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