i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
