If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
