Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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