doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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