And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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