i permit you to call me
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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