I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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