Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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