quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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