You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just google imaged poop.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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