talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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