Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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