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I would do horrible things to your vagina.

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Prove it.

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(972): View more from Texas

He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest

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(913): View more from Kansas

Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...

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What?!

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Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!

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(407): View more from Florida

I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.

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(561): View more from Florida

he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him

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(616): View more from Michigan

No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.

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