Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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