Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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