erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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