The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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pop tarts are not kleenex
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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