She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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