butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
We have so much sex to catch up on
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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