you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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