You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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