Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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